Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Why I love America- D. (Resident Jackass)

It is that time of year again. Football fans are gearing up for what could be called the biggest game of the season. I know that it is the game with the most hype, at least. Who am I rooting for? Hell if I know. I don't even know who is playing. I don't know who is playing, where they are playing, when they are playing, or even what 'playing' constitutes. I'm watching the game, though.

I have a very legitimate reason for not knowing football- I don't care. I will be watching for the commercials, just like 51 percent of everyone else who will be watching (whenever it is). Seriously, the game is unimportant. I don't know who played last year either. I didn't like many of the commercials last year, so I don't remember it very well.

For more information on how I literally wrote this entire post in less than ten minutes... I don't know where you can find more information about that...